Considering he is absolutely awful as a presidential candidate, perhaps there’s another campaign Donald Trump could run? Twitter user @dungeonsdonald has come up with the genius idea of putting a man who is normally thought of AS a monster in control of monsters. And look at how happy he looks behind that DM screen.
Now when he makes racist, homophobic, theophobic, and misogynistic statements it will all be in the sake of roleplay, and not what he’s actually thinking. Thank goodness.
Here’s some of the best ways @dungeonsdonald has evolved our “Republican” showboater from a rambling racketeer to a daring dungeon master.
Here he is making his character with fellow running mate Mike Pence
Here’s Trump showing off his knowledge of the Alignment System.
Some of his posts are topical to current events.
He even gives out great advice, instead of praising political despots’ tactics.
Truly we could learn a lot from this Trump – a man whose not afraid to wipe the party. A man who knows that sometimes you gotta touch the mimic in order to get to the sweet +3 adamantine sword it’s guarding.
A tough and unfair DM can really add a lot to a campaign, and it will help you appreciate your victories even more. Having the fear of death looming overhead really makes you appreciate life and all that it offers.
If only that were true for a presidency.
